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Home   »   Social   »   Security Software Jokes 2.0

Security Software Jokes 2.0

  • Posted on:October 19, 2010
  • Posted in:Social
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    Richard Medugno
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Security software is no joke. It’s vitally important to your online safety, but that doesn’t mean you can have a little fun with the ineffective kind. Here are ten jokes about the old, slow, buggy, and bloated security software that unfortunately many are still using:

1. Your security software is so old it requires carbon dating.

2. Your security software is so slow it gathers moss.

3. Your security software is so out of date it wears a leisure suit.

4. Your security software is so slow you clock it with a sun dial.

5. Your security software is so insecure it sucks its thumb.

6. Your security software is so insecure its changing its name to just “software.”

7. Your security software is so temperamental it needs anger management classes.

8. Your security software is so slow it just sent you a Y2K alert.

9. Your security software is so old, if it were a wine, it would be peaking this year.

10. Your security software works so infrequently it should file for unemployment.

If these wisecracks hit too close to home, get a Trend Micro™ Titanium™ product and then you will never be at risk or be the butt of a security software joke again.

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