Ever heard the expression “it’s so bad, it’s funny”? That’s how we feel about a lot of the ineffective and obsolete security software out there today. Here are ten security software jokes:
1. Your security software is so old that it was rated “worthless” on Antiques Roadshow.
2. Your security software is so slow it raced a snail and a rock and came in last.
3. Your security software is so old that if should be in a nursing home.
4. Your security software is so feeble it thinks it’s cool to get spammed.
5. Your security software is so slow it takes two hours to watch Sixty Minutes.
6. Your security software is so old its serial number is in Roman numerals.
7. Your security software takes up so much space your PC is starting to bulge and burp.
8. Your security software is so buggy you need to call an exterminator.
9. Your security software is so slow updating seasons change faster.
10. Your security software is so slow it should get a parking ticket.
By the way, if these insults ring true about your own Internet security software, you can always get Trend Micro™ Titanium™ cloud-based security products that won’t slow you or your PC down.
